I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday
What hit the ground first the feather or the depressed kid? The feather, the rope was stopping the kid
what is the one feature an orphan kid's phone doesn't have that mine does?A home button.
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
what makes a depressed kid happy ..... a bridge
I met another kid with Down syndrome the other day attempted to talk to him. But my mom showed up and was asking me why am I talking to the mirror.
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
What happens when you have a kid with Torrets and a hair trigger? The Las Vegas shooting
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders? He hit them all when he started shooting his shot
Today I was at PE and I saw a kid in a wheel chair I threw a basketball at him and I yelled rocket league.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME Officer: you ok kid? Me: dont worry! hes my nephew, there was a big spider Officer: oh ok ma'am *walks off* When officer leaves: Me: *gets whip* what did I say about leaving the basement
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score so I told him to stand up to the anthem
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid hoping it would brighten up his day
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you won’t regret it
