What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27 Bc my basements still dark...
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
1 like =1 kid in my oven. Im trying to get followers and comments please
A white dad,a priest and a rhabi all run out a burning school and the dad says “what about the kids” and the rhabi reply’s to him saying “fuck the kids” and the priest says “think we got enough time”
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
U Can't Touch Kids
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
