A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
A white dad, a priest, and a rabbi all run out a burning school, and the dad says, “What about the kids?” and the rabbi replies to him saying, “Fuck the kids,” and the priest says, “Think we got enough time?”
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
"What’s your name, son?" the principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
Today, my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings. When my brother walked past, my mom asked me a question: "What do you think of going through kids' heads during a school shooting?" That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom, "Bullets." We don't talk about this anymore.
I pushed a disabled kid in a fire, then called him "hot wheels."
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”
