Kid

Kid Jokes

Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water? Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied so I encouraged him to stand up for himself idk why he started crying

Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE

i saw a kid in a wheelchair and i screamed EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!

imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in fast and furious his wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going

today a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid so i told him " brayden just get up and walk away."

when the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot. bing,bang,boom

I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"

Grandma: you guy’s generation is on to much technology. Kid: well your the ones that raised us. Other family members: ...