What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit i forgot but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
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There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks why is my name daisy? The mom says because when you were born a daisy fell on your head. The second kid asks their mom why is my name butterfly? The mom says because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head. Then the third kid yells ahjoejienfkef. The mom says shut up brick!
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
My pregnate wife said we were gonna name the kid digorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me its not delivery its digiorno.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
What do you call a kid with down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble
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Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?
They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return
Teacher: I was an orphan when I was a kid
Students:oof
Teacher:Is anyone missing
Students:yea your parents
Parents: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage, Kid: why? Parents: so you don't get bored there
kid: Dark humor is like a mother love Orphan: How ? Kid: u wouldn't know Orphan: ............
What does Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him its a hairdryer.
