Kid

Kid Jokes

Emo kid

Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

Discount

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • Emo kid

    When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

    Jesus

    The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

    Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”

    Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”

    Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”

    The teacher says, “How do you know this?”

    Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””

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  • Emo kid

    What do you call a group of Emo kids?

    Suicide Squad.

    What jumps and never let's go?

    An Emo kid.

    I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.

    Dead.

    Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?

    The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.

    Disabled

    I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming

    Michael Jackson

    During a phone call:

    "Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"

    "Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."

    Orphan

    So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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  • Emo kid

    What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.

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