Kid jokes
What is a show for kids?
Barney.
The Cheerio Joke
Let's say you're in high school, and your popularity level was based on what Cheerio you are. So there's Extra-Frosty Cheerios as the most popular kids, the frosted Cheerios were the popular kids, the Regular Cheerios as the typical normal kid, then there's the honey nut Cheerios as the nerds and geeks, and then there's your Cheerio which is the Chocolate Cheerios. Now you want to ask this girl who's an extra frosty, you go up to her and ask her to Homecoming, but she declines.
So after school gets out, you go home and rewind. The next day you wake up feeling like a honey nut Cheerio, so you go up to her again and ask her again, she still says no. So you go home and rewind again and wake up the next morning feeling like a Regular Cheerio. So you go to school and ask her again, she still declines. So you go home and rewind again. The next morning, you wake up feeling like a frosty Cheerio. So you go up to her and ask again, still says no. Then you go home and unwind. The next day you wake up feeling like an extra frosty Cheerio. Feeling doubtful, you go up to her one last time and ask her. She finally says yes.
The next day is Homecoming, and you and your date are on the dance floor, and she wants punch. So she tells you that she's going to go get punch. She goes and gets punch and is back in 30 seconds. You ask her why it was so fast. She replies with; "Oh there wasn't a punch line."
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.