What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
Kid Jokes
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
The Sunday school teacher is a little concerned that his kids might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Little Suzy replies, “He’s in heaven.”
Little Mary replies, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny says, “He’s in the bathroom!”
The teacher says, “How do you know this?”
Then little Johnny says, “Well, every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells, “Jesus Christ are you still in there!?””
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What does Johnny Depp do when his kids are not home?
Cocaine.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
