I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady she asked which kid is mine and I responded I haven't decided yet
my teacher: if you could go anywhere where would you go...me: demon slayer. my teacher: why. the quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
what is the difference between a emo kid and a cutting board
I was reading the new and read that a kid killed his family and when they interviewed him he said he wanted to become Batman
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
My doctor told me that I had to burn calories, so I took a fat kid and lit them on fire
Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "
*Weird background music*
Kid: Mom! You lied to me! Mom: when? Kid: you told me that my little brother was an Angel! Mom: Sooo? Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony? Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
You can understand depression if you are still in school and get bullied by bullies, punished by teachers and scolded by parents for being that quiet kid who says nothing.
Why did the depressed kid cross the road....... To get hit by a car
When the school shooter breaks into the classroom and you look at your friend cause it’s the kid you predicted
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league"
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
i gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dyer
You've probably heard this one before but screw it
What's the difference between jesus christ and the kid I just killed Jesus christ probably died a virign
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
the gay kid tried to shoot up the school but his shots would not go straight
