What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.