How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.
My friends mother thought a kid who had autism and downsyndrome. He called him a “double down”
what did the pedophile say to the kid. "roses are red ,my name is dan ,i have a gun get in the van"
What do you call and autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces
Why cant a kid with adhd shoot a gun? Their focus is always off.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?" Friend: "Yeah, but you are too." Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents
Why did the kid drop his icecream?
He got hit by a bus.
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
what did the kid with luekemia watch last night? Finding Chemo
What’s the difference between dark humor & morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; Morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Stephen hawking walked into a bar. just kidding:(
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
i got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he's an alter boy