Teacher: your bag is heavy what's in there!
Weird Kid: Magazines
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
If a special ed kid is late to class is it ok to call me a little tardy?
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods and I was going to tell him nice fake airpods but it was his hearing aids
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call an autistic kidwith a gun?
Special Forces.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree But the tree left him hanging
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand. He said, But Dad I'm blind. Exactly
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i bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me ill give him 1000 dollars he said deal and i went upstairs
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
when you go to a orphanage for a field trip :when the workers said i remember you as a kid
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready kids?🤣
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point. The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Q. Whats the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. One has Functioning neck
