If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
Weird Kid: Magazines.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
I bet a disabled kid on a wheelchair that if he could catch me, I'd give him 1000 dollars. He said deal, and I went upstairs.
The emo kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging.
My son asked me what dark humor was, so I told him, "see that kid in the wheelchair, ask him to stand." He said, "But Dad I'm blind." Exactly.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
A robber held up a depressed kid at gun point.
The depressed kid took the gun, and said, "I'll do it myself."
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
