Kid

Kid Jokes

How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes and multiples with the whole classroom.

i saw a kid on the side of the rode covered in rags and asked if he was a orphan he said what gave me away i said your parents

What’s the difference between dark humor & morbid humor?

Dark humor is ten kids in one container; Morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.

what did they do with michael jackson when he died

he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change

Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks... "Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"

"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."