An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "do you want to join my family tree?"
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
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What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
what is the simularite with a sloth and a depresed kid
they both hang from trees
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
I was driving with my parent and shouted its a super hero but i didnt know it was a emo kid
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls
What type of camp does a kid with adhd go to. Concentration camp
Teacher: I'm sorry but you got a 74 on the test Quiet Kid: I'll show you my own 74 Classroom: *visible panic*
How do you make an adopted kid bleed... tell him to clap until his parents come back
is it just me or you kids have imaginations
kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children
A kid wanted ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me 💀
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Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Kid. What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher. What? Kid. Fruity pebbles with water Teacher. Why water? Kid. Cause it's dad never came back with the milk
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
me running after slapping the emo kid's wrist and saying i like ya cut g
