Kid Jokes

i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer

Peado van peado van stay away, peado van peado van take her away. I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might aswell just get the money out of her.

Hi oooo was the day I was a kid I was going home to school today after dinner 🍽

kid just becomes an orphan, well i guess its better than being a hobo.

i heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your pringles

Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.

He still is a kid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knuckle head's house... Knock Knock..... (Who's there?).... The chicken

when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment

Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?

Do you know why I hate pedophiles?

They are fucking immature kids!

When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid

what did the kid say to the toilet?

did you order a number two because i got one ready for you

What does a emo kid and a apple have in common

They both are hanging

What do you call a kid with Down syndrome trying to beat Minecraft? “ A sped runner”.

I see a kid crying in the park right. So I go up to him and say " hey where are your parants" and he says "well my dad left to get the milk and never came back and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda triangle