Kid jokes

What do you call a white kid looking at infants?

Pedophilia boy.

What do you call a white kid who kills another?

Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.

Teacher: Anyone missing?

Orphan: My parents.

Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

Orphan: My family.

Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?

There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.

Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?

Kid 2: Why?

Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.

I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.

Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?

Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?

A normal kid has a family.

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.

You get to scan their wrists for discounts!

How are orphans and blind kids similar?

They both have never seen their parents :)

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

A kid calls out for his mom one day while he is in the tub and says, "Mom come quick! I'm walking on water!"

And the mom runs in and says, "I knew evon whatent yo daddy! I ain't never slept with him a day my life!"

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...