Kid jokes
For all those Simpsons fans out there, this one I'm sure you know:
Abe: "It's rotten being old. No one listens to you."
Lisa: "It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you."
Homer: "I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me--no matter how dumb my suggestions are."
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
What do you call a white kid looking at infants?
Pedophilia boy.
What do you call a white kid who kills another?
Russia vs Ukraine hahaha.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.