Kid jokes
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
How do emo kids complement each other?
They say, "I like ya cuts g."
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Why can’t Santa have kids?
He only cums once a year.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.