Why can’t Santa have kids
He only cums once a year
What was Helen Keller favorite game when she was a kid I spy
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with your parents soon." He said my parents died. I said I know.
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
A kid went and got a haircut. The day after, he went to school, and a friend says, "I like your cut." He replies, "Which one?"
There were 1 mom and 3 kids. The first kid comes up and asks, "Why is my name Daisy?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a daisy fell on your head." The second kid asks their mom, "Why is my name Butterfly?" The mom says, "Because when you were born a butterfly landed on your head." Then the third kid yells, "Ahjoejienfkef." The mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
TELL ME YOU DONE THIS WITH OUT YOU TELL ME YOU DONE THIS.!!! so we all know when yall where in school yall would fart but yall would try to make it silent. but for me that one day I farted loud and every one could hear. every one got to blame the annoying kid.
What’s a depressed kid's favorite game? Hangman.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped? Isaac Newton died a virgin.
a kid was asking a mother for money
mother: sorry I don't have money
the kid kept asking the mother for money
mother: I already told you I don't have money
the kid(the middle child): I'm your fucking child
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Teacher: "I was an orphan when I was a kid."
Students: "oof"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Yeah, your parents."
i got a gtr yesterday, now my kids say gtr we there yet
I was bullying a little kid for having a purple eye and said, "Where'd you get that? Your mom? Your dad?"
After that, everyone in my group was laughing at the kid. The next day I never saw him again.
what do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
