Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
if gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared why did the emo kid not come down.
So there was this kid and he went to a store and said to a person there "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo "Why the hell are you here, shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere."
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion
the emo kid went for a high five people say he's still hanging
Ur momma is so fat, when she chose a yellow shirt when she was on a run, the kids ran after her bc they thought they missed the bus.
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget and I am now traumatized to hell, the next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend. :)
-Dark_Humor
When you have to fight an emo kid but he brings his friends so you gotta fight the suicide squad. But you gotta get da bois to help you
why do emo kids dont jump there still in the sky
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid? A: Don't leave me hanging
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
when a stranger keeps telling kids to kill themself AKA the stigg
If a homeschooled kid shoots his parents, does that count as a school shooting?
there's a kid with loads of new fire men equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kids asks the firemen come have a look at my new gear so the fire men go look at his gear so then the kid says kid: I've got a helmet a big jacket and a oxygen tank and a little wheel barrow for my gear
firemen says: why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls the kid says so I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
A guy in a white helmet telling kids to kill themselves
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.
I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.
