I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a jo mama joke?
I don’t have a mama.
why did the emo kid like the all black oreos cause there dark.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos but he didn't make the cut
the man saw a kid on the road and the man asked the man: where are your parents. the boy: ........ the man left the adoption centre
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older: TEST QUESTION: where was the declaration of independence signed? He wrote: at the bottom of the page. Smart kid
Kid: why aren’t koalas considered bears Nerd: because their marsupials Kid: no cause they didn’t have the koala-fication
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?" The priest says, "Because I'm a father." Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards." The priest says "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
Cousin : hahhaah i am their biogical parents kid : so what at least they love me more
What fell first the emo kid or the leaf the leaf caus the emo kid just hung
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped ricardo!
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
kid: hey why am I an orphan adult: I don't know ask your parents.
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
How do pedophiles get kids to suck there d**k? They spray paint it like candy 🍬
Kid. What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher. What?
Kid. Fruity pebbles with water.
Teacher. Why water?
Kid. Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up? Kid 1: I want to be a fire fighter kid 2: I want to be a police officer kid 3: i want to be dead like both my parents Teacher: ok everyone pull out your books Kid 4: are we going to ignore what he said? Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
For all those Simpsons fans out there this one I'm sure you know Abe: It's rotten being old. No one listens to you Lisa: It's awful being a kid. No one listens to you Homer: I'm a white male, aged 18-49. Everyone listens to me-- no matter how dumb my suggestions are
White 40 year olds love little white kids and so does trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
