Kid jokes
What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?
The child has no trouble shooting.
I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.
When you go to an orphanage for a field trip: When the workers said, "I remember you as a kid."
Dad, why are we here?
Because you're not loved.
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
Kid 1: Do you know Candace?
Kid 2: Candace who?
Kid 1: Candace dick fit in your mouth!
There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.
How do you help a depressed kid face their fears... You count to 3 and say jump?
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. The phrase "jump rope" means different things.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
I have big balls, said the kid holding two soccer balls.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
Teacher: Alright kids. 50, 49, 48, 47. What comes before 47?
Kid: AK!
Everyone else: 🚪 🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏾♀️🏃🏽🏃🏿🏃🏿🏃🏿♀️ 🎒 🏃🏻
How to punish a blind kid, rearrange his bedroom.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
Why did the kid cry?
His dad didn't get the milk.
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer? ... Finding Chemo.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.