Keep Jokes

We almost dawned when we went out boating but I got a watermelon to keep me flooding

Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean

One apple a day keeps the doctor away, not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.

That one stupid kid in class :

TEACHER: PATRIC
YOU HAD A QUESTION
YAUNMMMM.... I HAVE
THIS TRUMPET AND I KEEP
FORGETTING WHAT IT IS CALLED
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BlessedBrian is like Monday mornings... everyone dreads him, but somehow he KEEPS SHOWING UP

How do rappers keep their breath fresh?

With some FRESH BEATS

What do u call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers? An annoying prick whos black dad left him as a kid

kys (keep yourself safe)

What does a middle aged man live in?

A retarded kid he keeps in the van.

roses are red my pencil is blunt, parrot trapped on roof keeps telling fire crew to f*ck off

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When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, What is the rudest thing you can say to them?

SHIT- UP!!! ( shut up)

Teacher-what does the pig's skin do ? Student-it keeps pig skin together 😂

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. "What a cute bunch of cows!" she remarked. "Not a bunch, herd", her friend replied. "Heard of what?" "Herd of cows." "Of course I've heard of cows." "No, a cow herd." "What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!"

a man dies and goes to heaven he sees a bunch of clocks and asks Jesus what they are for, he replied they are gauges, and that they move when people lie. he said that mother Teresa's has moved twice, Abraham Lincon's once, and George Washington's never. the man asks to see the current president's, and Jesus just laughs and says that Joe Bidden's is the one keeping the hurricane's to speed