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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.

Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.

Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.

Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?

Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?

Elementary school kids: School is fun.

Me: Yeah, yeah, just keep believing that.

I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.

Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.

No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?

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Mommy, mommy, why do I keep running around in circles?

Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

I've been taking Viagras for sunburn.

It keeps the sheets off my bed at night!

Yo mama so fat, she needs 500,000 calories a day to keep her fueled.

Why do we name hurricanes?

To keep an eye on them.