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Why is the sun so mean? cuz it keeps ROASTING everyone

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope

Roses are red I am dead u could call me wet or I will keep ur dread

Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweeties No he cant keep his heart rate down And shes got diabetes

Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape

How does a rapper keep their money safe?

In a RAP VAULT

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common? They both like keeping one sock for themselves

What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?

A RAPPER-TAP-TAP

Why was the rapper always on time?

Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check

Jim walks into a bar and asks for a shot of vodka. He then says to the barkeep, "Who's the toughest guy in here?" The barkeep points to a man at the pool table. Jim then knocked him out and paid for the shot and left. He did this every Friday for 2 months. Finally, the barkeep is pissed because Jim keeps knocking out all of his customers. He then orders a gorilla and puts him in the bathroom. Jim walks into the bar and gets another shot of vodka. He asks again, "Who's the toughest guy in here tonight?" The bartender points to the bathroom and says he's in there. Jim walks into the bathroom and everyone in the bar can hear yelling and screaming. The bartender asks, "What happened in there?" Jim smiles and says, "I don't know who that was, but when he wakes up tell him I put his fur jacket int the toilet."

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked? That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut.

What's 2ft long, blue and stiff and keeps a woman up all night????

Cot death.

I paled catch with my friends but they keep going to sleep when i throw it.

So, I remember growing my own peanuts really well, there's one that's larger than the others. I can't keep my eye off of it.

I'm scared that it moves at night.

I'm being serious. I literally can't keep my off it.

Ugly kid people keeps saying im ugly.Me there certainly not wrong

Mommy mommy! Do we own a sweatshop? Shut up and keep sewing.