Cruel and unusual punishment.
If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
BLM.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
