Justice jokes

Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.

Women deserve rights and lefts.

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

Who robs and breaks into people's houses?

I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!

Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jill could lick Jack's candystick, but Jill got a surprise when she saw her boyfriend Rik. He got so angry Jack has no candystick no more. Jill went home with a black eye, and Rik got arrested for cutting Jack's candystick.

Cruel and unusual punishment.

If you kill a killer, the same amount of killers in the room stays the same.

What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.

What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.

What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?

Genocide is racist.

What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!

Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?

Because Flash is not supported on Windows.

BLM.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?

At least a Christian kneels in church.

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.