Justice jokes

Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?

If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...

"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."

Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!

What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.

And Mary said God had given her a child, so Joseph went and joined Fathers For Justice.

You have been accused of stealing toilet rolls. How do you plead?

Guilty or not guilty?

What happened to the police that crossed the road?

They solved a murder involving the nut case.

I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.

I got the joke from my brother.

Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

I'm in school lol.

There is a dark alley. Who do you call?

Batman.

Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?

Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!

Why did the moron throw his clock out the window?

The clocks reminded him of Richard Clock, the convict who knife-raped his wife.