Justice jokes
What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
In the new Justice League movie, Flash can break glass by touching it, why is that?
Because Flash is not supported on Windows.
BLM.
Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.
After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."
If a deaf person is at court, then is it still called a hearing?
If you unironically think someone who killed themselves should have their body in jail, you are honestly such a fucking embarrassment to humanity.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Did you hear about the crime in the parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
What’s the difference between school and prison? One is painted.