What animal can jump the highest
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back
fat kid jumps in the pool. the popular girl: I thought there was going to be a tsunami. the fat kid: I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
If Joe Biden and Kamala Harris jump off a cliff, who survive? Americans...
Q. What is the difference between a normal kid and a emo kid A. The Phrase Jump Rope mean to different things
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
People ask me if my friend jumps of a bridge will I go as well. Of course not. I am a leader I will go first, my friend will jump after me!
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
What type of horse can jump higher than a house? all houses cant jump
When my mom asks "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge would you do it?" I say "No mom..... I'd do it for free"
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building? Cause they want to become super man.
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
if a girl jumps off a cliff some people call it suicide and some call it girl power but i call it BULLSHIT
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Dad: "if they jumped off a bridge would you?" Tommy: "yes, cuz there would be a body pile to break my fall!"
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge they were wearing a Nike JUST DO IT shirt
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well ... Emos do that to but when they jump they dont land in the water
