"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
How did a blonde commit suicide
She jumped from the basement window
You call it suicide. I call it a failed parkour attempt.
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
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When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
Friend 1:Eyyy gurl Me:Hey! (Fake smile) Friend 2:hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather? 6 hours later Friend 2:So (name) would u rather? 1."Hang" out with me Or 2."Jump" 1 times? Me...e-eh?...Why not both?????we could just "Jump while "Hanging" out right?
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how do you help a depressed kid face their fears... u count to 3 and say jump>
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
Mum: if your friend jumped of a cliff would you Me: oh yeah no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
