Jump Jokes

Why did the orphan like to jump. So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with there parents. 1 like=10 more orphans in my basment

Which way did the cow jump over the moon? - The MILKY way!!!

-a beautiful woman is on the ledge of a bridge about to commit suicide-

a homeless man walks by her and says "what are you doing?"

she says "im going to jump"

the homeless man says "if youre going to kill yourself, do you wanna have sex with me first?"

the woman replies "no way creep! never that!"

the homeless man doesn't seem bothered and says

"thats fine, I'll just wait til you're at the bottom"

Why cant Stephen hawking be a rocket league car? because he cant jump for a aerial

What makes sad people jump? a bridge

Q- what makes depressed kids jump?

A- Bridges

My freind said he wanted to die and I told him not to jump but when he screamed hi im jhonny Knoxville and welcome to jackass I knew it was over

Scientists say I'm made up of 75% of water

But after jumping in the ocean its 100%just like my depression.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump

A grasshopper jumps into a bar.

The bartender says "we've got a drink named after you."

The grasshopper says "seriously? Why would you name a drink named Callum?"

A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.

“Super Power Beer,” he says.

“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”

Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar.

“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it