There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
How do u make a sad person jump?
a bridge
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!
Why doesn't Mexico have a Olympic team? Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didn’t wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, it’ll just be a failed stunt
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to your ego, and then jump down to your IQ.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
Joe Biden’s speeches are so motivational. In fact, I have been stuck at home these past few weeks, and his well articulated words were enough for me to muster up the courage to jump off of a 10 story building.
Who says ‘white men cant jump’ they certainly did when the twin towers were falling
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
Yo mom so fat when she jumped in the water the whales started singing "we are a family, even though u fatter then me"