What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?
What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
I did a bunjee jump for charity recently. It was called spastics on elastics
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
why did the depressed kid jump off the bike it was free depressed day.
*At A Funeral For Someone Who Jumped Off A Building* Victims Mom: "I wonder what was the last thing that went through his head..." Me: "Honestly...Probably his ass."
Shit I’m never gonna try commit suicide again ,I almost died
I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics
If a emo kid jumps off a building who would win?
Society
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building who would hit the ground 1st? The brunette because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions! ⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️
Who can jump the highest Emos some of them are still in the air
