Ever head the saying white people can’t jump?? Well I thinks that’s total bull shit you should have seen us on 9:11
5 Little Monkeys jumping on the bed one fell off and bumped his head momma called the doctor and the doctor said... "Wait, why are there mines all over the floor?"
Emos love jumping for joy
I jump off a cliff and said i hate u dumb blond and eagle...Then i said to my wife were done Blondie and said to my friend ur a dumbhead eagle!.
so i got my brother a jumping castel for his birthday that bitch cried in his wheel chair
which city holds the record for the most sucides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building? it was called fall-adelphia.
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
your so fat, when u jumped the whole planet wiggled
Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
You are so fat when you jump in to the pool everyone get out
You was reaching into you’re backpack and the whole class jumped through the window.
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
dream yo mama so ugly when she went in the bathtub the water jumped out
When Peter Pan jumped off the twin towers what happened. He neverland
Mother: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you follow Me: leads a marching parade of the golden gate bridge
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
why do emos love jumping in water. Because it invaulves a rope
yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking redbull
I saw my midget neighbour at a bus stop
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home" I said.
"Bugger off" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man" I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
