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Battery

GOD DAM THAAT MUST HURT

A close up photo of a woman's face. She has nose piercings and her eyes are closed. A hand is holding a 9V battery to her tongue. The text reads: "How you jump start a millennial..."

Best Friend

Bestfriend meme

The image shows a two-panel scene from a TV show. In the top panel, a man stands on a ledge and says, "I'm going to jump!". In the bottom panel, another man with a megaphone yells "Do a flip!" while text above him reads "*best friend*".

Water

Is water wet?

A man jumping into a pool with the text "DID YOU KNOW? In 1969 a man from Germany jumped into a pool and got wet."

Bed

Anakin Skywalker looks upset, with the text: "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

Video

$The image shows a video with 5 figures resembling Hitler standing on a white bed. The figures wear similar brown coats with red, green, and purple variations. Above the video, there is a text saying, "Me: \"Why do I keep on having strange thoughts? It's almost like I'm going crazy.\" The videos I watch at 2 am:". Below the video, there is the text "5 Little Hitlers are jumping on the bed".$

Son

The image shows two Spongebob characters wearing sombreros and mustaches. The first Spongebob is looking a bit desperate with the text *Respirar*. The second is standing with arms akimbo and the text CHICO.

Bed

The image shows Anakin Skywalker looking annoyed with the text "When your Mom & Dad tell you to stop jumping on your bed but you hear their bed squeaking at 2am. It's not fair!"

Bridge

Shitpost-master general

The image is a cartoon-style comparison of a "traditional suspension bridge" versus an "improved suspension bridge." The traditional bridge looks like a standard suspension bridge with a flat road. The improved bridge has a road that goes up and down like a rollercoaster, labeled with "fun jumps", "less cable", and "more clearance".

Video Game

THE ANIMATRONICS BE LIKE WHEN YOU ABOUT TO GET JUMP SCARED

The image shows a red, fox-like animatronic figure with a hook for a hand, standing against a black background. It has a wide open mouth, showing its teeth. It looks like Foxy from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's. Text on image: "THE ANIMATRONICS BE LIKE WHEN YOU ABOUT TO GET JUMP SCARED."

Egyptian

A close-up shot of a person's face looking confused, with a statue of an Egyptian figure in the background. Overlay text says 'imagine getting jumped by sum egyptians and one of em says' followed by a line of Egyptian hieroglyphs. There is also a small watermark in the bottom right corner.

Text message

A screenshot of a text message conversation on a dark blue background. The messages are in light blue bubbles from one sender and light grey bubbles from a second sender. The conversation starts with one sender asking to meet, then expressing joy with '*blushes*' and '*jumps with joy*', and finally sending '*cums*'. The other sender responds with 'Yeah when tho', 'stop that please', and a threatening message beginning with 'Nigga, I will rape you'.

Tree

Meme:

The image shows two characters from the anime Naruto, Guy at the top and Kakashi at the bottom. Guy says, "I can jump higher than trees." Kakashi retorts, "Trees can't jump."

Species

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Story

A black and white cartoon drawing depicting a text written in a diary, describing how Patty got a secret out, and then the person was sent to the vice principal's office. Then, the person heard a bouncing noise, laughter, and giggling, followed by two voices sounding like they were having sex in school. A drawing of a person standing in front of lockers is below the text. Another line of text says, "I opened the door, and oh boy, you'll be surprised about who I saw." A number "2" is at the bottom of the page.

Parent

A child with a thinking expression on his face. The text says: "When your parents tell you not to jump on your bed, but you hear them jumping on their bed at 2am."

Wife

A screenshot from what looks like a children's show, showing a man in an orange shirt in the center with Elmo and another muppet next to him. The text says: "While the rest of them are telling Mr. Johnson not to jump, Elmo antagonizes him by telling him he fucked his wife too."

Nerd

$A tweet that reads: "imagine you getting jumped by a bunch of nerds and they say 'split that mf into fractions' with a skull emoji at the end.$

Dad

An anonymous 4chan post from January 13, 2021, at 09:59:24 with the number 844740211. The post consists of a green text story:
"masturbating in bedroom", "about to cum", "dad comes running in naked screaming", "and here comes dad from left field!!", "he does a running jump", "lands asshole first on my dick", "penetration.png", "cum", "mfw he laughs and calls me a faggot for cuming in another guy". The post ends with "EVERY FUCKING TIME". To the left of the text is a drawing of Wojak pointing a gun at his head.

Math Teacher

Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

Monkey

In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.

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