Yo mama why you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario I mean Mario jump to Mars
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving, you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was and I said it jumps borders then he asked how dark my humor is and I said it picks cotton.
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming parquor it's a failed stunt.
Women are like the twin towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
your forhead is so big you can jump without getting hurt
What does the cannibal say when he jumps into the pool
CANNONBALL P.s I made this myself
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs ha ha!
once there were three girls taking a walk in the mountains. one was a brunette, one was a redhead, and the other was a dumb blonde. they came to a cliff and the brunette said "if you jump off that cliff and say what you want to be you will become it" so the brunette jumped off and said falcon and became a falcon. the redhead jumped off and said eagle and became an eagle. the dumb blonde ran, was about to jump but tripped on a rock, and said "crap"
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber Created by the Japanese Who speaks English And looks like a Mexican Jumps like a black man And grabs coins like a Jew
How did a blonde commit suicide
She jumped from the basement window
There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
(A man is walking on a bridge and sees a lady over the railing)
Man: Ah.. suicidal eh? Are you gonna jump? Lady: Yep. I hate this world. Man: Well, if your gonna die, can we have sex before you jump? Lady: Hell no! You creep! Man: Ok, fine. I guess I'll just wait until your corpse washes onto the shore..
Who’s the fastest reader
Me cause I’ll be jumping off so many stories
Yo mama so fat! when she jumps into a pool, NASA found water on Mars!!!!!
