Jump Jokes

“I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry”

A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit, he slams on his brakes, gets out and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired. A passing car slams on it’s brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny pulls out an aerosol can and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The Bunny jumps up runs a few feet, then stops, turns around and waves it’s paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight. The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says “Wow that is amazing, what is in that can” the man looks at the can and reads the label “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave”.

I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....

My friend had one request for me before he committed suicide, and that was to play Van Halen’s jump at his funeral

What did 1 orphan say to the other orphan? Robin! Jump in the bat mobile.

What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump

Who says white people can't jump? Have you seen the 911 footage?

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The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below

Trump: I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy Melania: Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy? Ivanka: Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy Pilot: Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?

how do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed?- put velcro on the ceiling

What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way

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I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge.... He was in bits 🤣🤦‍♂️

Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".

shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡

What the difference between a bridge and a burrito? I can't jump off a burrito

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!