BlessedBrian, your secrets are safe with ME... because I wasn’t LISTENING when you told them
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM
BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a JOKE every day of the year
I would roast BlessedBrian, but it seems LIFE already did a thorough job
I met a fat chick at the beach. People started asking me what I use for bait. Or do you want us to help throw the Whale back in the water?
I ran into a fat woman today she said next time don’t hit me. I said I don’t think I have enough gas to go around. Then the ground start to rumble with every step she took
Last year, I gave my brother a BB gun for his birthday, he gave me a T-shirt with a bullseye on it. I asked him what was the bullseye for he said target practice
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? 'I'm daveon with this!'
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How many Daveons does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he prefers to stay in the dark.
Why did Daveon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling 'daveon' in the dumps.
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Rapeboat so fat became yo momma look thin
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS
If laughter is contagious, Kris’s jokes are IMMUNITY
I’ve seen more life in a trampled garden gnome then in BLESSEDBRIAN’S jokes
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub? -Throw in some laundry...
What is common with dark humour and unvaccinated kids? - Neither do ever grow old.
