Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
Joke Jokes
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Me: Do you eat your cereal with water? You: No, why? Me: 'Cause your dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Scientists say a banana a day is great for the colon.
But you gotta eat it!
What if Game of Thrones and Harry Potter antagonism had a child?
Coldemort!
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
How many dyslexics does it take to change a lightbulb?
Steven.
How do rappers stay cool?
They have MAD ICE!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
Whatโs black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
Whatโs that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
Why couldnโt the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
