Joke jokes
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s worse than running with scissors?
Scissoring with the runs!
Did you hear about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
If Joe Biden was on stage and he heard gunshots, he probably would’ve thought it was the ice cream truck.
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with an orangutan?
Monkeypox.