Joke jokes
What's the difference between a joke and a tragedy? Timing.
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.
I say we shouldn’t do any jokes about dogs cause dogs are the best, but cats suck.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Wordle be like (pt3)
Any future Wordle jokes I'll just put into one mega comp.
STUCK 💛🩶🩶🩶💛
FOLKS 🩶🩶🩶💛💚
MAKES 🩶🩶💚💚💚
YIKES 💛🩶💚💚💚
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
What goes up but never comes down? Your age. You have probably heard this joke before.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!