Joke jokes
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Goofy ahh jokes below.
Hey, can I tell you a joke about pencils? Never mind, it's pointless.
Can February march?
No, but April may.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!
Put more comments.
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!" This post has the most comments on the whole website.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/
Wanna hear a joke? It's called me :|
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Please.
Please who?
Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.
Lol.
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Wanna hear a joke? You thick.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
I'm the joke, bitch.