Joke

Joke jokes

Mom

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

Cry

Ryan, I laid out more jokes than you have crying about me!

Orphan

Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

Orphan: Go on then.

Me: Your family tree.

Roast

Guy: Are you tired?

His “Crush”: No.

Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

Deaf

You know I would make a deaf joke, but I don't think they would hear it.

Toilet Paper

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

Orphan

The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?

Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.

Pizza

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Kobe

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!