Joke jokes
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
I would tell you a joke about meat, but the stakes are too high.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
If water makes you laugh, then jokes make you pee.
This is not a joke.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
You are.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to KFC.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
Why did the joke cross the street?
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.