Joke jokes

I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.

I don't usually like to tell 9/11 jokes for two reasons: they're morally wrong, and they tend to crash and burn.

Spaceballs: The Joke.

Say "joke" 5 times.

Oh, nothing happened.

I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.

I'd tell you a joke about infinity, but I'm afraid it will never end.

Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?

Sorry, still working on it!

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

I'm the joke, bitch.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

You are the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Worst joke ever.

Wanna hear a joke? You thick.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).

I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...

I was two tired.

When you accidentally make your joke too dirty and get in shit from Explain Bear.