I'm not completely useless....
I can be used as a bad example!
Joke Jokes
Why would doors do well on social media?
Everyone looks for their handles.
Why did the short person bring a ladder to the bar?
Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
If you are fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
