Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)
I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
Joke Jokes
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack.
*If you don't get it, it got stuck in the butt crack.*
Why do nuns go around in pairs?
So one nun makes sure the other nun doesn't get none!
Guess what, chicken butt?
What did the bank say to the person?
Bank you very much.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
