Joke jokes
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
My life, there, that was the joke.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
What's red and runs up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
A girl had black hair. Also, I threw rubbish at her to realize she wasn't a bin.
What does a Chinese guy say to the love of his life?
"You're the ying to my yang!"
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What animal always breaks the law? A cheetah.
What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.