Joke jokes
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
So many of these jokes are unoriginal, and you guys need to step up your game.
Did you hear about the boy who sat under a cow?
He got a pat on the head.
A doctor fell into a well and broke his collarbone.
The doctor should attend the sick and leave the well alone!
What do you call a dictatorial cow?
Moosilini.
Why did the accountant fall off his bicycle?
Because he lost his balance!
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
How did the Java programmer's son get rich?
Because of inheritance.
My life, there, that was the joke.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously, just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.