Joke jokes
What do you call it when a watch has too many belts?
A waist of your time.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?
Teacher: What?
Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.
Cancer jokes really grow on you--unlike the patients' hair.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What's the difference between a baby and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
Fat jokes and mom jokes😂
1. So fat when she sat on the toilet, she said, "A B C D E F G, get your fat ass off me."
2. So fat, your dad and her were in bed and tried to kiss. He’d have to slap her belly and ride the third wave up.
3. Yo mama so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini, they all started yelling, "Godzilla, Godzilla."
4. Your mama’s so fat when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!
5. Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued."
6. Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Q: Why can't Asians play baseball?
A: Because they ate the bat!
I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort their twins.
Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair playing soccer?
Rocket League!
(Ali A Intro)
I like men.
Wanna smash?
Suck my balls.
I'm in class as I'm posting this ass joke.
This joke sucks terribly.
Honestly just like and leave.
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I was in Russia at a stand-up comedy performance about someone making fun of Putin, but the jokes were awful. The execution was nice, though.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.