Joke jokes
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)
Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.
Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.
So Steven Hawking walks into a bar...
Just kidding!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
What does a baby computer call its father? Data.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Jokes are rather funny.
What is a joke?
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.