Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
Joke Jokes
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to make a 9/11 joke, but I'm afraid it will crash and burn.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What is this joke?
Want to hear a joke?
My life. Get it?
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Jokes are rather funny.
What is a joke?
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?
He cracked up!
