
Joke jokes
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
What’s a gay person’s favorite race track?
Rainbow Road.
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some BARS on the other side.