Joke

Joke jokes

Dog

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

Death

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Dad

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Abortion clinic

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Emotion

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Boo." "Boo who?" "Don't cry, it's just a joke."

Chicken

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

Ice Cream

Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?

A. Sunday school!

Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.

Number

Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round? Because he was an odd man out!

Time

Time for a random Terraria joke.

Q: Why did the guide die at his house?

A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.

(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!

Cow

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Hobo

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.