Joke jokes

*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*

Fatherless jokes.

"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.

Today is the day, time for more jokes!

I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

There are "nun" good jokes.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

A: Who can tell me a joke?

B: Life.

It's not easy to make good pedophilia jokes, because it's a very touchy subject.

jokes got me like : 😂 Face with Tears of Joy Emoji - Emojipedia https://emojipedia.org › face-with-tears-of-joy A yellow face with a big grin, uplifted eyebrows, and smiling eyes, each shedding a tear from laughing so hard. Widely used to show something is funny or...

Reese's.

Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!

Is Google male or female?

Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!