Joke jokes
Lenard is a joke.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
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Reese's.
Reese's who? Re-sees with deez nuts!
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her: