Joke jokes
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
Turn the number 543354 upside down to see "sheesh."
Suck my cheetah.
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
I would make a joke, but it won't be as explosive as the others.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.