Joke jokes
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Jokes are rather funny.
What is a joke?
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
I love bus jokes.
I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?
Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
Wow, all these jokes are humerus!
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?
He had a 6 cents of humor.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!
What is it called when young sheep bet?
LAMbling.
(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.