Joke jokes
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
I went to a handicapped comedy club, but all the jokes they told were special, and they didn't know a lot about stand-up at all.
How many racist jokes am I allowed to make?
None.
Because I don't make jokes.
Why was nine scared of ten?
Because five was a registered twelve offender.
Wait, can I try the joke again?
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Why can't two eggs tell jokes?
Because they will crack each other up!
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
Your insults are like a blank bullet: a stupid and harmless joke.
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Comedy is so woke these days. You can't make fun of any disadvantaged group.
Except people with Alzheimer's. They'll just forget you made the joke in five minutes anyway.
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'
Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.
Orthodox Christians are a little slow; they take 13 days to get the joke. So go easy on them, alright?
I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't. 61.