Joke jokes

I was going to listen to a funny comment about abortion, but her joke was crap.

I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.

Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."

Her: "No."

The best joke. (This Form)

I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.

Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

She got on the scale, said "to be continued."

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

No, I'm already looking at one.

Tell me a joke about my hairline.

No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.

Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Don't crack this joke up!

Stop it with the "yo mama" jokes. They are just offensive.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

This joke is short, or is it 🍭 that your LOL lipop?

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."

Yo mama is so hairy, when you were born, you got carpet burns!