Joke jokes
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
- What do you call a dog that can do magic?
- A labracadabrador.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
One day I was at church. I had to sit down. I said, "Who in the world stinks?" I looked down. Turns out it was me, and this is not a joke, but funny.
Wanna me to show you a joke?
*Points at face* Funny, right?
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Um... (no idea what joke I should tell).
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
You. You're the joke.
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
- Sure.
Oh sorry, I'm still working on it :-]