Joke

Joke jokes

Toilet Paper

  • Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

    Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

    Mom

  • Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

    I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

    Roast

  • Guy: Are you tired?

    His “Crush”: No.

    Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?

    His “Crush”: That’s sweet.

    Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.

    Orphan

  • Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.

    Orphan: Go on then.

    Me: Your family tree.

    Boy

  • A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

    IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

    Rocket League

  • I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?

    I'm on PS4, by the way!

    My name: Box3d_by_Clapped

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  • Wheelchair

  • My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

    People

  • Okay, is this the new thing, saying "Gwen" in your "joke," then people will comment and you can make more friends? If so, then I really need to be saying "Gwen" more in my "jokes or chats."