Joke

Joke Jokes

People

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Age

I want to make a joke about old age, but I'm too senile to finish it.

Orphanage

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?

Category

I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.

Unleash the jokers...👍

Stephen

If I tell Stephen about these jokes, what is he gonna do? Chase after me? He better run fast!

Airplane crash

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Costume

Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?

Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*

Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.

Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

Cheeseburger

Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.

Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.

Ocean

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Comment

Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website!

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Teacher

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Paper

Wanna hear a paper joke? You know what, probably not because it’s TEAR-able! :/