Joke jokes
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
I have said a ton of jokes in my lifetime.
But I got fired from that job.
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
What did the eagle say to Obama?
He said: "Joe Mama!"