What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Joke Jokes
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
This website contains no jokes, only THE FINGER.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What are Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
You are about to hear the funniest joke ever.
My life.
Why does everyone like couch jokes?
Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
