Joke jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
What did the ass say to the joke?
"You crack me up!"
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?
Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.
Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.
Best pilot of Southern Arabia
Allahu Akbar.
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?
The psychologist will thank you for coming.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
Whoever made WorstJokesEver is going to hell.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.