Joke jokes
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?
I don't have a sex slave in my basement...
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
This is an inside joke for my friend Caiden...
"Hey, where’d you get that paint from?" "Ha! Paint!"
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Little Johnny when he makes a Uranus joke:
Little Johnny: I have achieved comedy! 😂😂😂😂😂
Have y'all ever heard of dad jokes? Y'all hairline is funnier than those.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
I rate these jokes 9/11.
I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.