Joke jokes
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A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Is Google male or female?
Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a fruit joke.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
Skeppy is the joke.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)