Joke jokes

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Joe.

Joe who?

Jo Mama!

A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"

BA DUM TSS

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?

Because it said "concentration camp."

The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.

Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

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What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.

Wanna hear a joke?

Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?

Apples get picked.

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

How many times was Bin Laden shot?

911 times.

Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.

Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."