Joke jokes
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The ketchup told a joke. No one was laughing, but the egg was cracking up!
I'd tell a 9/11 joke, but it would crash and burn.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What's big and yellow...?
A bus full of kids.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
We are 15....
I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.
My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.
What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀