Joke jokes
I've seen more depth in a kiddie pool than in BLESSEDBRIAN’s jokes.
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some FRESH RHYMES in the cafeteria!
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
Father talks to his 5-year-old son: “No, Petie, you don’t have to worry. There is no monster sleeping under your bed. It sleeps every day in the bed next to me.”
A woman walks out of the bathroom, winks at her husband and says, “I shaved down there; you know what that means.”
The husband responds, “Yeah, the drain is clogged.”
Are you a razor? 'Cause you make me red.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What did the rapper say when he broke his mic?
"Looks like I dropped the mic... literally!"
What do you call people with ADHD?
A brainless speeder.
What do you call a rapper who's always late?
Time Rhyme.