Joke jokes
Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Skeppy is the joke.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?
He won the “no-bell” prize.