Joke

Joke jokes

Work

I've done a skele-TON of work to think of this joke. Trust me, I've got a FEW more jokes!

Ninja

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Adoption

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

Health

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Man

Why did the man laugh when he only had just one nickel and one penny in his pocket?

He had a 6 cents of humor.

Fanbase

August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.

Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."

A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."

Sheep

What is it called when young sheep bet?

LAMbling.

(haven't uploaded yesterday cuz couldn't think of a joke)

Egg

Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?

A: It cracked up!

Drone

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Paper

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Name

When I try to call my friend, I can't get through because my name is Lin Kon, and the operator keeps saying, "Yes, Mr. President."

Couch

Why does everyone like couch jokes?

Because they are sofa-nny (so funny)!

Leaf

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****