Joke jokes

"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."

Why can't you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the "p" is silent.

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

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How do skeletons get COVID?

From the coffin!

AOT > ur fav anime.

Skeppy is the joke.

Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.

Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."

John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."

Fiancee: "Break a leg!"

Sike, I lied, your Minecraft account is mine!

Why is death taken so lightly? It's terrible how people use it! (This is NOT a joke!)

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!

Want to hear a dad joke? Look in the mirror. You get the joke.

What did the fork say to the cake when he said, "I hope you get eaten?"

Fork off!

So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.

The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"

What’s blue and comes in brownies?

Cub Scouts.

Wow, no SP jokes?

MMM ppl just chat random things together.... JUST WRITE JOKES YA'LL!