Let me tell you a joke about pizza!
Never mind...
It's too cheesy.
Joke Jokes
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
There is no joke.
What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?
(Insulin)
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, heat it up, fam!"
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
Leo is like a cloud... when she disappears, it's a beautiful day.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the party?
To count his STACKS of CASH!
