Joke jokes
Fatherless jokes.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
"Rape isn't a joke unless you watch YouTube Kids."
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?
Brazil is a joke.
Are you feeling down? Because I wanna feel you up.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Joe.
Joe who?
Jo Mama!
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.