Joke

Joke jokes

Egg

What does the egg do after the pan told him a joke?

He cracked up!

Friend

My friend told me she had a good joke and it beat all mine. I said, "Haha, that is funny!"

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.

Health

What goes in and comes out and makes you feel good but isn't sexual?

(Insulin)

Man

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

Victim

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?

Floor 44.

Hunger

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Mom

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Cracker

If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"

Emo

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.