Joke jokes
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
My dick.
1 + 1 = window.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.