Joke jokes

This is a Cuphead joke.

Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!

What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head!

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What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.

How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?

One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.

My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."

People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.

Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.

What's the difference between cancer and me?

My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?

There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.

1 + 1 = window.

My dick.

What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?

That it will never get old.

I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.

What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?

You after you disrespect me.

A man sits in a bar and gets seriously drunk to the point where he vomits on his shirt. He panics.

The bartender asked, "What's wrong, sir?"

The man replies, "I got drunk and vomited, my wife will kill me."

The bartender says, "Put $20 in the shirt and say someone puked on you and they paid you for the wash."

So the man walks out with the $20 he put in his shirt pocket. The next day, the wife said, "Why is there vomit on your shirt?"

The man says, "Someone puked on me and gave me $20 bucks for the wash."

The wife pulls out the money. "There is $40," says the wife.

"Oh, he also peed on me and paid for the wash, too." The man walks away believing he didn't get caught by his wife.