Joke jokes

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Wanna hear a joke?

Jesus being real.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?

I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.

When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?

Ask him to tell a rape joke.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

What do you call a drunken Muslim?

Mohammered.

Why did half of the world go to hell?

Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.

(You've been warned!)

A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"

Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.

They never get old.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.

What is the name of the bear capital?

Koala Lumpur.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.

What's the difference between cancer and me?

My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.