Joke jokes
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
(Me) Hey bro, tell me a joke!
(My friend) Your mom. *Starts Laughing*
(Me) *Fakes laughs* *then points a gun at him*
At this moment, he knew he fucked up.
Q: Why did the islamic chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the airport.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.