Joke jokes
Eggs
You crack me up!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Sally fell off the swing. How did she fall off?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones.
Your mom finds a mirror on the scrapyard and says, "I would have thrown away a picture like that, too!"
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.