Joke jokes
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
Why wasn’t the duck afraid to cross the road? Because he wasn’t chicken!
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.