Joke jokes
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
What has two legs and bleeds?
Half a cat.
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
Eagle: "You know why hunting me would be a bad idea?
Because it is ILL-EAGLE!"
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
The other day I was in the park and got bored, so I found an orphan and punched him in the face, laughed at him, and said, "Whatcha gonna do, tell your parents?"
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.