Joke jokes
What are the four letters you don’t want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I can make a word with those: "DICK".
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What did the doctor say to the orphan?
"I can't help you with cancer, I'm a family doctor!"
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
Why is it okay to make fun of orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower? One of them gets picked.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do women have no need for umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What is a nonce's favorite toy...? You.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
They don’t have a closet to hide in.
What do you call an orphan that sings a solo?
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
Today I gave a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."