Joke jokes
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Where did Sally go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
Hi Andrew, this is Nick.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
When you say, "I'm high!"
But then you fall off.
Sally has no arms. She fell off the swing. Why? Someone threw a fridge at her. AAHAHAAAHHAHAH!
Why do cheetahs never get an A+ on a test? They always cheetah!
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What did the dog say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? "Hey, mitosis!"
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛
So the horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
UwU
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
Me. I am the worst joke ever.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
How do you get a baby to stop crying?
Simple... you staple its mouth shut.