Joke jokes
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So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Stephen Hawking couldn't take the stairway to Heaven, he had to take the lift.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Why did the bike fall over?
'Cause it was wheely tired.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby!
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark?
I was really rooting to tell that one.
I am the joke.
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.