Joke jokes
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Q: How much does a skeleton weigh?
A: A skele-TON.
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why can’t dinosaurs clap? They’re all dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you should’ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out 😂😂😂😂😱
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.