Joke jokes
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Hey, did you hear about the cat revolution? It was a cat-astrophy! I guess we just have to stay PAWSitive!
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
How do you make a blond snowman? You can't, you have to hollow out the head.
Why couldn’t little Susie stay on the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Susie.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a book?
The book has papers.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.