Dad, I'm hungry.
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Joke Jokes
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
I am the joke.
Me: Thatโs a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
What has two arms and two legs but canโt walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
These jokes are all crap.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Let's try to get to either max likes or dislikes, your choice.
And duck jokes, who would win in a fight, a baby or a pacifist, presented by duck?
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
Like this joke. Ur mom.
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
It was an emotional wedding, even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
Why was Boiling Water hired by NASA (The National Aeronautics and Space Administration) to oversee their Space division?
Because it has at least one hundred degrees.
