Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you shouldโ€™ve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Date

Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

Wave

Me: Thatโ€™s a good WAVE.

Friend: I SEA it.

Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.

Me: I was SHORE it would be good.

Friend: I SEA what you did there.

Friend

The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!

Dad

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿช๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฌ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐ŸŸ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿญ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿฐ

Baby

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.

Degree

How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?

199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).

Get?

Friend

Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!