Joke jokes
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.
Why can't blind people fish?
Because it was "see food."
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
Have you heard about the awesome fruit race?
The lettuce was ahead, but the tomato was able to ketchup!
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
Your forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
Hi, how are you? Are you good?
Why did the cow cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to go to a moooooooooooooooooooooooovie.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"