Joke jokes
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Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
Why did the man cross the road?
Because he wanted to. :) :) :)
My sister was hitting on my boyfriend. I'm 11, she's 9. She said, "Go f-ck yourself," so I said, "Okay, thanks for the idea!"
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
I tried to write the shortest joke ever, so I wrote a two-word joke, which was "Dwarf Shortage." It's just so I could pack more jokes into the show.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What is the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Bully: Oh, look at your shoes, look at your pants, look at your shirt, ay, ay, ay.
Me: Ding, ding, sing, oh, did you hear that? It's the elevator 'cause you're not on my level.
Bully: u_u ......
Crowd: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?
Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?
Santa Claus!
Most people age up on their birthdays,
Stephen levels up.