Joke jokes
What do you call an ugly, grey thing?
Cinderelephant!
Why canโt dinosaurs clap? Theyโre all dead.
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
One day my pet barked at me and so I got scared and was my dad actually. It was weird, you shouldโve saw him and so the day goes on because he likes to run around the house that he likes to do it out ๐๐๐๐๐ฑ
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
What is brown and extremely sticky?
A stick.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
If I had a sister with only 1 leg... wouldn't her name be I-Lean?
Me: Thatโs a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi, hungry, I'm Dad! ๐๐ช๐ฉ๐ฌ๐ฎ๐๐๐๐ค๐๐ญ๐ซ๐ฐ
What do you call a burger ๐ with one eye?
A one giant.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why did the chicken not cross the road?
Because it saw your face!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke.
How many degrees does it take to change ice into boiling water?
199, because the difference between -100 and +100 is 199 (excluding the zero, because it's not real and it doesn't exist because it's not real).
Get?
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!