Joke jokes
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)