Joke jokes
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but itβs a waste of time! ππ
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. πππ
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
Itβs not hard.