Joke jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

I got a joke.

Allahu Akbar!

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

How did Caillou quit his party?

He had to cancel it.

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)