Joke jokes
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Y'all are so rude on here. If you don't like what I put on MY profile, you can click your rude ass off of my profile and look at some other fucking jokes. DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING RUDE TO SAY ABOUT ME!
Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.