Joke jokes
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
Itβs not hard.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. πππ
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but itβs a waste of time! ππ
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
How did Caillou quit his party?
He had to cancel it.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?