Joke

Joke jokes

Clock

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

Sex

What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Pilot

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

End

Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.

Like

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

Fetus

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Kiss

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

Camel

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­πŸ’€

Bathroom

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

Daddy

Knock, knock!

"Is that daddy?"

No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!

Abortion

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

Hope

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

Man

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.