Joke jokes

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

Knock, knock!

"Is that daddy?"

No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?

Because he was between 9 11.

Once I told an abortion joke and this woman was like, "I've had an abortion, that's offensive." And I was like, "I just tell jokes, I think what you do is much worse."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.

What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"

What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?

Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.

I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄

Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?

European.

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

Two wind turbines are standing in a field.

One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."

Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.

I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.