Joke jokes
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gauge shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun. He said, "You're crazy!" I responded, "Quackers."
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.