Joke jokes
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger-licking good.
What's the best thing about having sex with a 26-year-old?
There's 20 of them.
Scrolled through all of them, still haven't laughed.
2019 Senior Prank: Hey fellas, let's black out the school. Haha, we're so sneaky, oh yes!
2020 Senior Prank: Hey guys, I'm a tech whiz, let's spread a rumor on the internet saying a disease called the corona virus exists! Haha, it'd be so funny and good, even the whole world might fall for it!
Everyone in December 2020 looks at tech whiz: "...you son of a b*tch!!!"
Tech whiz: "You guys are the a**holes! I mean you fell for it for a whole year!"
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looked in the mirror.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
A woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby and throws it, smashing it around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging, “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says, “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the street?
To get them in his van.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny.
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
How do ducks fart?
Out their butt, quack.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
How do you get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.