Joke jokes
How tall does the grass grow in Germany?
Zis high!
Knock knock.
Me, a person: Who's there?
A: Deez nuts!
She blew on it, and it went hard.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?
Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles.
If you put your foot in a pond, your foot will get wet.
No joke, I just wasted about 5 or 6 seconds of your life.
What do you call an anorexic person with a yeast infection?
A quarter-pounder with cheese.
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive” or something like goddam. Just take that shit somewhere else. Smfh.
Part 1: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 2: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 3: Two men were walking down the way when the third one came.
Part 4: Guess what... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died... The first one was lonely.
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
Hey mum, why do people keep suddenly dying in our family?
Mum?
Mum?
Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!