Joke jokes
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What do you call a man with no legs?
Hangman.
Your dad.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
1 + 1 = window.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
My dick.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.