Joke jokes
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
My dick.
1 + 1 = window.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
Your dad.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!