What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Joke Jokes
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
I meant to say, what’s an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
