Joke jokes
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
My dick.
1 + 1 = window.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.