Joke jokes
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
If you have a daughter, give her the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer, you get two beers, and when you call for sex, you get two sex...
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
I am curious how many likes this will get.
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Why are orphans always so successful? Because when they're told "go big or go home," they only have one option.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Random guy: Hi, how old are you?
Me: 15
The guy: You're so young, age is just a number.
Me: Do you know what else is a number?
The guy: What?
Me: 911
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
How much curry can an Indian eat? Until his red dot explodes.
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!