Joke jokes
When Simba was walking too slow, I told him to mufasa.
My name is Gwen, and I say rape jokes aren't funny. It's not funny for people to have sex with you without you agreeing. Also, they're getting old and NOT FUNNY! If anyone has something to say, please do. Comment if you agree or not. It's okay; I want to hear what you say. Just tell me if they are not funny.
We will have a contest to see how many people comment on saying they're good and funny, or people saying they're bad and terrible jokes and should not be made. May the best votes and comments win.
What's the best way to get a man to confess to a rape?
Ask him to tell a rape joke.
What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?
Glad He Ate Her.
I'm friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why.
What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?
There's twenty of them.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?
A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
Why did half of the world go to hell?
Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
(You've been warned!)
Dark humor is like a boy with cancer.
They never get old.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Me.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady? You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Your father.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.