Joke jokes
I went, I saw, I poop at hole. I make a portal.
Stop making autism jokes, calling us "retards". It is cool.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
Your dad.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
My dick.
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That it will never get old.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.
1 + 1 = window.
What's the difference between cancer and me?
My dad didn't beat cancer... Whelp, I guess I stole that one.
Why did the blind man fall into the well?
He couldn’t see that well.
What's black, blue, and red, laying in a ditch?
You after you disrespect me.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, there are 69 in my basement, and it's still dark.
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
We wrote letters to a kid with cancer.
My letter read, "It's a bumpy road, but soon you will have a straight path."
People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.