Joke jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!