Joke jokes
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What starts with "N" and ends with "G"?
Nothing.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
My grandfather said that I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and cut him off life support.
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.