Joke jokes
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
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What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!