Joke jokes
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
What is a good time?
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!