Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Joke Jokes
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Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"
I’m in a wheelchair and I can do stand-up comedy, oh wait...
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
