Joke jokes
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
Genders are like the Twin Towers because there used to be two, now it's just a sensitive subject.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Did you see the blind guy trip on a can?
He didn't either.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
Why did the cookie cry?
Because its mom was a wafer too long!
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
Why did the man miss the funeral?
He wasn’t a mourning person.
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.