Joke jokes
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Friend: Your t-shirt is cringe.
Me: You should go get the Covid test because one of their symptoms is no taste.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Your mom saw Uranus and never was the same in HD. :)
How to surprise a blind man: put a plunger in the toilet!
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Why is Biden a priest?
So kids call him father.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
By the way, why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings, but they never answer that door.
Enjoy!
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
A child molester and a priest walk into a bar. He orders a drink.