Joke jokes
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What do you call a gold digger?
A miner.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Q: Why is Saturn a boy planet?
A: Because he has a nice ring to it.
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
Why did the orphan go to church?
To finally call someone father. 😂😂
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person. When the police asked why he missed, someone said, "'Cause he gay."
He couldn't shoot straight.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)