Joke jokes
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Bully: My d*ck is longer than your password.
Me: Sorry mate, it's so short, get a longer one! 🤣
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
Son: Why is my sister’s name Paris?
Dad: Because we conceived her in Paris.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: No problem, Quarantine.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.