Joke jokes
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.
Wow, these cow jokes are moo-amazing!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
Did you know victims of 9/11 are fast readers?
They went down 100 stories in 4 seconds.
Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.
Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!