Joke jokes
Girlfriend: You remind me of a cell phone.
Girlfriend's ex: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you're about to die.
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
This isn't an orphan joke, but I got a job at a library, but it only lasted 15 minutes. Turns out, books about women’s rights shouldn’t go in the Sci-Fi / Fantasy section.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
Ha, orphans are soooooo funny. I mean, they have many family stories. Oh wait...
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Me: Knock knock.
My sister: Who's there?
Me: I eat mop.
My sister: I eat mop who?
My mind: I eat my poo.
My sister getting it.
An American walks into an Afghan bar. Joke, Afghanistan doesn't have bars because of the Taliban.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
To all of you making jokes about orphans, it’s all fun and games until both of your parents leave you.
LMFAO (my parents left me and it’s not the funniest thing ever)
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
How does the cheetah do in every race?
It’s always a cheetah.