Joke jokes
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."
*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵
Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What was the winning play at the leper football game?
A hand off up the middle.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!