Joke jokes
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Knock knock.
Who's there? It's the Grim Reaper.
Grim Reaper who?
The Grim Reaper who is about to come in your house, smoke some weed, drink some Grim Reaper liquor, and then get drunk.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
How did Helen Keller know she went to hell?
She didn't.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Why can’t an orphan have a dog? It always runs away.
What’s the hardest part to eat on a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I wish the grass in my back lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂