How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Joke Jokes
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Haha, you just saw sex!
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
I can't think of any jokes.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
