Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why did Princess Di cross the road?
Momentum.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
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A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?