Joke jokes
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets 7 years of bad luck.
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What do you call a prostitute in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Haha, you just saw sex!