Joke jokes
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
People who make puns always get pun-ched by people.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
How did the Skeleton know it was gonna rain?
He read the weather forecast.
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!