Joke jokes
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
What is a good time?
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?
"Ain't you got no cents?"
Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
What did the traffic light 🚦 say? Oh.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.