Joke jokes
What's a car's favorite place to hang out?
A CARnival!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Q: Why did the baby cross the road?
A: It wasn't in its car seat.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.