Joke jokes
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
What is 14 inches long and starts with D?
A Dookie From GREEN DAY
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.