What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Joke Jokes
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
