Joke jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
Why does an orphan have to go to church? Because that's the only way he can pray for a father.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Steven Hawking walks into a bar... Yeah.
(Not Original Joke)
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
Welcome to Mississippi.
Hahaha, you have no PP!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 42 stories in 7 seconds.
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why can't your nose be twelve inches?
Because then it would be a foot.