Joke jokes
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
It's really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."
So I said, "Okay."
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
What does the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells!
What time is it when you walk home from school? Time to rest.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
I would tell a clock joke, but I don't have time.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.