Joke jokes
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
The only joke here is the topic.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.