Joke jokes
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Like if you hate school.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
A priest and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink.
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!