Joke jokes
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Why don't pirates take a shower before walking the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
(insert funny joke about a dick here).
Did you laugh? Be honest.
What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol
Luisa: The ship doesn't swerve, as it heard how big the iceberg is.
Captain of the Titanic: Wait, what did you say?
3 minutes later:
Why didn't I listen to the strong one?
Why do 911 jokes always fail?
They always crash and burn!
Why did the emo kid hate the tree?
It left him hanging.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What hit the ground first, a feather or the emo kid?
The feather, because the emo kid was left hanging.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.