Joke jokes
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Q: How do you see a bad joke?
A: Look in the mirror.
The boy was clapping, then he became clapped.
Please don't get mad, it's a joke.
What's the difference between a bullet and a police officer? At least when a bullet kills someone, it's fired.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
Family photo! :)
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"