I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Joke Jokes
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Do you know Biden?
Biden on these nuts.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
