Joke jokes
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So it has someone to call father.
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One’s finger-licking good and the other is just a fast food restaurant.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Like if you hate school.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.