Joke jokes
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
"What did the mom broom say to the baby broom? Go to sweep!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
"Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it's tearable."
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What do you call inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "How?"
Three years ago my doctor told me I was going deaf. I haven't heard from him since.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
I just had the worst gig of my life! I told yo mama jokes at the orphanage.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...