Joke jokes
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a registered sex offender.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
You can hit an orphan, because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
Someone threatened to break into my house, but I am in a wheelchair. I said sure, and I moved everything upstairs and sat on the stairs so he couldn’t steal anything.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
I told my kids to smile with the monkeys in the open zoo.
They never got together at all.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!