How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Joke Jokes
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it has faster reflexes than the Twin Towers.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
I wish I was dead like my jokes.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
