Joke

Joke jokes

Abortion

Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

In fact, they don't age at all.

Baby

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

Dad

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

Pencil

As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

Sex

Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

Life

The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

People

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

Teacher

We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"

Lettuce

Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!

Group

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

Song

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

Door

"Knock Knock..."

"Who's There?"

"Kenya"

"Kenya who?"

"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"

Water

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Water.

Water who?

Water you waiting for, just let me in!