Joke jokes
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Lynching is just another word for "hanging around."
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
If 6 is afraid because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared?
Because it's in between 9/11.
I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes.
She gave me a hug.
How do you see past that forehead?
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Me: Pretend your name is “puberty.”
Friend: Ok?
Me: I'mma hit puberty!
*hits my friend*
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
Who were the fastest readers on the planet? 9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Worst joke ever: me and my user.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
9/11 jokes just don't hit right with me.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!