Joke jokes
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
My life, ha ha funny!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
You're a joke!
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!