Joke jokes
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
You're a joke!
What does grass and Rachel Sutherland’s wrists have in common: nothing, they both get cut.
Say "lettuce" and spell "cup."
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.