Joke

Joke jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Vegetable

This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."

Rape

Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!

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  • Baby

    What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

    A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.

    Abortion

    Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?

    In fact, they don't age at all.

    Baby

    What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?

    They never get old.

    Dad

    Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

    Pencil

    As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.

    Sex

    Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!

    Life

    The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.

    People

    I tell short people to reach for the stars.

    They are always a bit short of reach.