Joke jokes
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What kind of jokes doesnβt work out?
Fat people jokes.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.