Joke jokes
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What’s the difference between Santa and my dad?
Santa got the milk.
Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?
I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.