Joke jokes
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did Steven Hawkins go to hell?
Because he couldn't walk the stairs to heaven.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
This disabled kid walked up to me, so I asked what disease he had. He said, "Lima." So I said, "Come again?" And he said, "Lima nuts." And I asked if that was a fruit, and he said, "No, I'm a vegetable."
Rape jokes like cancer jokes or AIDS jokes are just humorous wordplay. If you don't agree, send me your details, and we'll see if you prefer actual rape to a harmless rape joke... YOU SAD SACKS OF HUMORLESS SHIT MUNCHERS!
What's the best thing about 20-1 year olds... there's 20.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What's the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
A Mustang Challenger doesn't exist.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???