Joke jokes
Man, abortion jokes just don't get old, do they?
In fact, they don't age at all.
Isn't eating a clock time-consuming?
Simba was walking too slow so I told him to Mufasa.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!