Joke jokes
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? ๐ฒ
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Things you say before sex, Disney addition:
"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose ๐, but you can't pick your friends' noses ๐ ๐ ๐.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why canโt orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because itโs a family company.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.