Joke jokes
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7-8-9, then why was 10 afraid?
'Cause it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
What do you call 6 gay men having a fight?
Rainbow Six Siege
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Boy: Hello, Mom, can I have $50?
Mom: Does it look like I am made of money?
Boy: That's what M.O.M. means, right?
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Do you know the phrase, "One man's trash is another man's treasure?" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.