Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Pirate

Why do pirates pirate? Because they "Arrrrrrrrrgggghhh!" Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pokemon

Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.

What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?

Mr. Mime!

Hairline

Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!

Sister

My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.

Duck

What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

A Peking duck.

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.

Does it cycle now? ๐Ÿšฒ

Sex

Things you say before sex, Disney addition:

"Have you seen my Mouseketool? Oh, Toodles!"

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

Cookie

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose ๐Ÿ‘ƒ, but you can't pick your friends' noses ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ ๐Ÿ‘ƒ.

Orphan

Why canโ€™t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because itโ€™s a family company.

People

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.