Joke jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
You know what they say about 9/11 jokes?
The second one never lands as good as the first one.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
I told this man to rev his vehicle.
Didn't know wheelchairs can't rev.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”