Joke

Joke jokes

Emo

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

Blonde

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

Sidewalk

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Emo

Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.

Bee

Why did the bee go to the doctors?

Answer: Because he had hives.

Load

You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.

Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.

People

Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.

Couldn’t Be Me.

Tower

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?

"Are you ready for fall?"

Orphan

Why do orphans love going to church?

Because they can call someone "father."

Fish

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?

A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.