Joke jokes
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?
In baseball, you know where home is.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Stephen Hawking's last words were the Windows closing sound.
The only joke here is the topic.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.