Joke

Joke jokes

Cow

Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?

A: Udderly destroyed.

Cookie

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Mom

Why did your mom cross the road?

Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.

Nose

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose 👃, but you can't pick your friends' noses 👃 👃 👃.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

People

I have a joke about lazy people!

Actually... forget it... it won't work.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and baseball?

In baseball, you know where home is.

Orphan

Why do orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their dad.

Orphan

Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.

Friend: What was the first?

Me: They- they weren't always orphans.

Friend: O-O

Skeleton

Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?

Because his answers were netherrite.