Joke jokes
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
If the average male walks 1.7 miles a day, then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk?
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they went through 91 stories in 11.2 seconds.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.