Joke jokes
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Read my name. 👍🇮🇪
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.