Joke jokes
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
What is cheetah's favorite taste to run fast?
Cheetah outta here!
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!