Joke jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Yo' mama is a joke.
How do you know if an Asian has broken into your house?
Your dog is gone. ;)
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
Who is the fastest reader? The 9/11 victims, because they went through 20 stories.
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
Bro, my friend told me all his humor is dead and dry, and I was like, "Just like 9/11 victims."
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
When I was 8, my sister was half my age. I am 60 now, how old is my sister?
Comments: 30! Give me an easier question next time!
I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."
What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.
What is the country that is always in a rush? Russia.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."