Joke jokes
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
None of these jokes are funny.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Yeah, neither has he!
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
Because it’s a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!