If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Joke Jokes
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the cell phone say to his wife?
"I will give you a ring."
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
I remember having a crush on my math teacher, so I winked at her and said, "Don't worry, babe, I'll call you later."
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
You're a joke!
What did the toilet paper say to the other toilet paper?
"Hey, check me out! I'm on a roll!" 😂😂🤭🤭
Fail and fall mean the same thing when it’s downstairs.
Ok, now I'm not good at telling jokes, but this one is not too bad. One cunt said to another cunt, "Do you get cold at night?"
"Fuck no, cunt," the first cunt said, "Why?"
"I have a built-in set of vertical curtains to keep the cold out, cunt!" xx
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the dead man who heard it?
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
