Joke jokes
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.