Joke jokes
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
You cut the rope.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.