Joke jokes
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
Cheesiest jokes.
I told a chemistry joke once.
There was no reaction.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and my kid?
I only stuff the turkey.
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.