Joke jokes
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
I would make a 9/11 joke, but it just wouldn't land.
Why do orphans eat their cereal dry? Their dad hasn’t come back with the milk.
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.