Joke jokes
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not."
"Not who?"
"Not your dad."
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?