Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
Joke Jokes
Why did the old man fall down a well?
He couldn't see that well.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.
If she’s old enough to smoke, She’s old enough to choke.
If she’s old enough to pee, She’s old enough for me.
I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
Teacher: Describe Ukraine history in 3 words?
Student: Ukraine is history!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
You know the saying "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"
Wonderful saying! Horrible way to find out you're adopted! :DD
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
What do you call somebody in America that is smart?
An immigrant.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they always return.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Not funny, guys!
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
