Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. ππ
Person with no arms: ππππππππππππππ
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while youβre asleep.
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
"Don't you mean a martini?" asks the bartender.
The Roman replies, "If I wanted a double, I would have asked for one!"
Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?
From the mace.
When I was a kid, my father would tell me that the black Santa Claus was coming to our house for Christmas. So, instead of putting out cookies and milk, we would put out cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.
But the punch line is too long.
People ask me, "Are you an organ donor?"
"Yeah, over my dead body!"
Do you know what the F in orphan is for...
Family.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
Your forehead is so big, the earth split in half!
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Yo papa's wife is so dumb and fat that we had to use yo papa.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
