Joke jokes

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?

It was family size.

I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Smell mop.

Smell mop who?

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

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I'm sorry.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"