Joke jokes

Q: Get up for a chair joke!

A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.

I have a joke about construction.

I'm still working on it.

Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets it.

Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.

What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?

"What hap-HENd?"

What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?

Stop horsing around!

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

Have you ever walked into Jason Fraser’s house?

Neither has he.

Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind, it's tearable.

Do you want to hear a building joke?

I am still working on it.

In this modern age, I feel as though it's inappropriate to make jokes about herbs and fish.

It's not the thyme or the plaice for it.

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I'm sorry.

I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"

And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"

What does a kite and a criminal have in common?

They both get high.

Don't ever say your life is a joke because jokes are actually funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?

How does Moses brew his coffee?

He brews it.

What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

What did one ghost say to the other?

"Get a life!"

None of these jokes are close to funny! Btw, who the hell is Gwen?