Joke jokes
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Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead.
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked at the mirror, I cracked up.
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
They have their own scales.
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?
You can roast chicken.