Joke jokes
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I'd make a joke about epilepsy, but the computer started flashing.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
A: Knock knock.
B: Who's there?
A: Package from Ted Kaczynski.
B: Package from Te-?
A: BOOM!
Why did the cow cross the road? To go to the moooooovies! Nyahahahahahahahahaha!
What does a house wear? Address.