Joke jokes
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?!”
I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet!”, and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person, he didn't hear the joke.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
One day a teacher says: "What does a pig give us?"
A student says: "Bacon!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a chicken give us?"
A student says: "Eggs!"
The teacher says: "Good! Now, what does a fat cow give us?"
A student says: "Homework!"
The whole class laughs.
Why did the GG Miller say to the loser?
"This is a nice reflection!"
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Joe mama so fat when she weighs herself, the weigh explodes.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
What is it called when you have four white people in the car?
Clear windows.
I’d make a Kobe joke, it just wouldn’t land right.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven.
Oh, wait... never mind...
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.