Joke jokes

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Knock, knock.

You suck my iron with you and mommy.

What do you call a suspicious dog?

A sussy bark-er.

When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.

A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."

So I replied, "No, it doesn't."

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the kid.

Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?

Joke,

Joke,

Jooooooooooooooke.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Yo hairline is so far back that it was there before the Big Bang happened.

Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.

My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?

Let the mango.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

Answer: Ryan's forehead.

You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.

This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.