Joke jokes
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
I rate it 9/11.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
Have you ever seen the Pokemon called Ryh... Rhydon these nuts?
How do you surprise a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the kid cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
Helen Keller walks into a bar... and a table... and a chair... and a wall.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
I came on for an orphan joke.
Then I realized they are a joke.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.