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Jack and Jill went down to hell to fetch your mother's bladder.
Her bladder broke. You two are soaked, and now you have a daughter, 'cause in that bladder was me!
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.
The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."
Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Rape jokes are not funny.
Look at my name by the way😁.
John pretended to be a doctor.
Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."
John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"
Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."
John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"
Motu said, "I lost my memory."
John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"
Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.
What does a glass of water ask a pond?
"Water you doing?"
What does the pond answer?
"Pondering life."
Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?
*Splash!*
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Not Susie.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
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I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?
I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.