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I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Rape jokes are not funny.

Look at my name by the way😁.

John pretended to be a doctor.

Motu came to him. He said, "I lost my hunger."

John brought some samosas for his lunch. Motu ate them. John said, "Your hunger is back!"

Then, Motu said, "I lost my taste."

John said, "Number 1, bring some water." Motu drank it and said, "This is petrol!" John said, "Your taste is back!"

Motu said, "I lost my memory."

John said, "Number 1, bring some medicine." Motu said, "But Number 1 brought water." John said, "Your memory is back!"

Biden: My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I said, "That's a pretty big word for a 9-year-old!"

Why is Sally dead? Cause she has no arms.

What does a glass of water ask a pond?

"Water you doing?"

What does the pond answer?

"Pondering life."

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Not Susie.

What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

"Cheetah, cheetah!"

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I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette?

I don’t have a Corvette in my garage.

Adam and Eve are wondering whether they are black or white. Eve says, "Why don't you go and ask God?"

So Adam goes into the Garden of Eden and shouts out to God, "Are we black or white?" A big booming voice bellows out, "You are what you are."

He immediately goes back to Eve and tells her that they are white. "How do you know?" asks Eve. "Because he said, 'You are what you are,'" Adam replied. "Why does that mean we are white?" asked Eve. "Because if we were black, He would have said, 'You is what you is.'"

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!

Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?

Because he is a smelly cunt.

What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?

The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.

Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can’t come in, you’ve come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing’s been canceled." Kili: "That’s a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It’s nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it’s been in the family for years. That’s my mother’s glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki­li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let’s shove this in the hole, or otherwise we’ll never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There’s nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There’s far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead’s idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"

Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.