Joke jokes
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?