Joke jokes
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Spell "I cup."
I C U P
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
Memories: I have ligma.
Ligma what?
Ligma balls.
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
You're so short, Aiden looked tall.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What should I sell my dragon for?
Dragon these balls across yo face!
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.