Joke jokes
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie.
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
If you kayak with a cap on and the kayak capsizes, whether or not the cap falls off depends on the cap size.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
I wish my grass was emo, it would cut itself.
Why can't people understand these jokes?
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A double Manhattan.
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.