Joke jokes
What do you say to an emo's wrist?...
"I like ur cut G."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
What's tree plus tree? Sticks! (Three plus three = six)
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Some kid in a wheelchair called me fat.
I told her, "Do a wheelie!"
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite event? Their birthday!
I bullied a kid in a wheelchair. I told him to stand up for himself.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
What's sticky and brown? A stick!