Joke jokes
What do you call an emo's face?
Elmo's son.
I don't really understand 9/11 jokes, but they eventually hit me like a plane.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
Bonus joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
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So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.