Joke jokes
I've been drinking from a tall cup.
His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: 9/11 victims. They went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Very funny battery joke.