Joke jokes
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Why does the orphan have water with its cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk.
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don't get some support soon, people will start to think we are balls."
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about Bread society?
The Doughker.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
Another joke, I know they suck.
What is a depressed person's favorite joke? Their life.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelephant.
The boys joking be like:
One guy: "Balls!"
All the other guys: "Hahahahaha!"
Boss: How good are you at PowerPoint?
Me: I Excel at it.
Boss: Was that a Microsoft pun?
Me: Word.
What comes in and comes out, but you should never miss it?
Any ideas?
SHIT!!!!
I was going to tell a joke I made up about my vacuum cleaner, but it sucks.