What do you call a hippopotamus that stands out from the crowd?
A hipster!
Joke Jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
What's the difference between a dead person and a walkie-talkie?
A dead person does not walkie or talkie.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker?
I’ve watched Fast and Furious Seven.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To drop some STREET KNOWLEDGE on the other side.
What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?
He didn't come back with the milk.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
Why did Daveon go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling "Daveon" in the dumps.
What did Daveon say when he saw a spider? "I'm Dave-on with this!"
"Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?"
Daveon says, "Oh wow, she's so beautiful!" The doctor then says, "Yes, but sadly, your wife didn't make it..." Daveon then states, "Give me the one my wife made then!"
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"Drop it like it's HOT!"
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
