Joke jokes
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Your mom is so slow it took her 9 months to create a joke.
I couldn’t figure out why the football kept getting bigger... then it hit me!
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
What did Grant say? "I'm gay."
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Why can't orphans ever be criminals?
He is not wanted.
Q: Why can emos wear dog collars at school, but people can't wear hats? WTF school!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.